and speaking of mucky pups: an ode to my favorite dirt(y) hippie

back, by necessity, an old fave:

Hippies Hate Water

I'm just a man, Dan's got a future,
with a fast picking hand,
but my brother,
my brother, like my mother,
they're living back,
in the dead head fad,
well don't be sad,
they may be ugly,
but they're not that bad,
their only faulter is that they hate water,
and water is something you gotta have,
hippies hate water,one day I found,
myself driving, myself around,
and the I saw 'em,
like a herd sheep callin',
"Gimme a ride to the Dead show man",
well don't be sad,
they may be smelly,
but they're not that bad,
their only faulter is that they hate water,
and water is something you gotta have,
hippies hate water